Shah Rukh Khan is 53 years old. He’s been in the industry for 26 years and must have garnered enough experience in filtering the scripts, right? But sadly, this isn’t the case. ZERO is yet another exhaustive affair of slightly under three hours, which, towards the end, compelled me to just do a walk-out. Being an SRK fan, it’s tough to say so…
ZERO is a movie which is ambitious in it’s silliness but cannot justify it.
There is a lot of craziness going on here. SRK is a 38 year old dwarf who charms a Stephan Hawkings inspired motor skills impaired Anushka, who in turn is half Afghani and half punjabi , and then dupes her for a Katrina Kaif inspired Katrina who has just got broken up with a certain Mr. Kapoor and has switched to alcoholism. While Shahrukh has an uncanny ability to make stars disappear from the sky, Zeeshan Ayub is half blind and roams everywhere with a torch to see things clearly…
Wait it doesn’t end there…
There’s a space flight to Mars, astronaut training for SRK, a crazy chimp, two screwed marriages, arguments in zero-gravity, a Sridevi cameo, and lots of cheesy one-liners but sadly none of it is actually engaging.
Exhausting, right? Well there are uncountable cameos in the movie as well. There’s Salman Khan, Remo, Ganesh Acharya, Deepika, Alia, Kareena, Kajol, Sridevi, Abhay Deol, Raghavan, you name it. The movie keeps throwing someone or the other, senselessly. They server no higher purpose but probably to please the single screen audiences…And unexpectedly the ALR-SRK pair missed out on the plot, it’s as thin as butter paper.
Shahrukh has put in everything he could in his acting. He’s danced amazingly, he’s improved his comic timing but certainly it’s not enough.
He has the flair and it is visible in some instances, especially in the climax. But the scenes are not convincing even when the movie tries really hard, I could do nothing but watch in dismay.
The most satisfying moment of the move is ‘Mera Naam Tu’ and its beautiful backdrop. Splashes of rain, an amalgamation of vivid colours and a jubliant SRK dancing with an inherent passion like a kid….
I feel we’ve lost the old Shahrukh.
The pilot Veer Pratap Singh from VeerZaara, the coach Kabir Khan from Chak De India, the scientist Mohan Bhargav from Swades have now been overshadowed by fickle and uninspiring characters. None of them leave a memorable impression. I had always loved him for these characters but I can find them nowhere except in the past…
With a heavy heart, I’ve arrived towards the end. There’s a very fine thing SRK said during ZERO’s promotion. “ZERO is nothing yet it is complete. It comes back to where it starts…” I wish the movie would have been equally deep.
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